Want Insults? We've got what you need!

Ever struggled to think of a suitable riposte or insult? Tired and bored of the same old swear words?

Well, struggle no more because sweary™ is here! It's free to use, simple and devastatingly funny. Simply click 'generate' below, and watch in awe as your new insult gets crapped out - now with even more insulting insults added!

Simply use the generated insult on your aggressor, friend, family member or co-worker and feel satisfied at a job well done*. Please note that there are some very rude words in there - so if easily offended, don't push the button!

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