Welcome to sweary™ the really cool insult generator

Ever struggled to think of a suitable riposte or insult? Tired and bored of the same old swear words?

Well, struggle no more because sweary™ is here! It's free to use, simple and devastatingly funny. Simply click 'generate' below, and your new insult will get crapped out using the magic of php and ajax!

Simply use the generated insult on your aggressor, friend, family member or co-worker and feel satisfied at a job well done*. Please note that there are some really jolly rude words in there - so if easily offended, don't push the button!

* - Please note that we do not accept any liability for offence or injury caused by irresponsible use of our insults and swear words. Use them with caution! Also, you should not use this tool if you are easily offended.