Ever struggled to think of a suitable riposte or insult? Tired and bored of the same old swear words?
Well, struggle no more because sweary™ is here! It's free to use, simple and devastatingly funny. Simply click 'generate' below, and watch in awe as your new insult gets crapped out - now with even more insulting insults added!
Simply use the generated insult on your aggressor, friend, family member or co-worker and feel satisfied at a job well done*. Please note that there are some very rude words in there - so if easily offended, don't push the button!Make Insults »
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Note: some of these might be down or look a little weird right now, we're currently redesigning the generator pages!
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Generate free insults, demonstrate to friends and adversaries, ward off trolls. Become a troll. The world is yours thanks to the quality and unique nature of Sweary.com's amazing insult generator.
Our insults & swear words are totally stupid!
You can use the generated insults as-is, instantly right the hell now!
We update insults to keep things fresh.
Made with love, but 0 f*cks.
Literally thousands of totally random stupid insults and swear words mean you're secure in the knowledge that you're going to be throwing some unique flames at someone, not just some tired old phrase everyone's heard before.
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