Ask Siri (beta)

About Ask Siri

Apple's Siri is an amazing and innovative tool. At least it would be if it ever worked nearly properly. The reality is its a big pile of crap.

We've completely overhauled and re-coded Siri from the ground up to provide a better UX and more accurate answers than you ever saw on your iPhone!

This is how Siri should have been done from the start. Simply ask any (and we mean ANY) question you like in the text field above, hit 'Ask Siri' and wait for a moment until Siri carefully considers all possible angles and gives you a fast, accurate answer.

In case you didn't realise, Ask Siri is a parody. It's not real. It was built purely for the fun of it and for some idle amusement. We accept no liability for the accuracy of any answers provided.

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*Ask Siri, the Siri Parody is brought to you by - the insult generator. This fun Siri parody is in no way associated with or endorsed by Apple, we just did it for the lulz.

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