{"id":26614,"date":"2026-07-07T02:55:56","date_gmt":"2026-07-07T02:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/memes\/if-i-had-the-choice-to-eat-more-than-15-foods-dont-you-think-id-have-taken-it-by-now\/"},"modified":"2026-07-07T02:55:56","modified_gmt":"2026-07-07T02:55:56","slug":"if-i-had-the-choice-to-eat-more-than-15-foods-dont-you-think-id-have-taken-it-by-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/memes\/if-i-had-the-choice-to-eat-more-than-15-foods-dont-you-think-id-have-taken-it-by-now\/","title":{"rendered":"If I had the choice to eat more than 15 foods, don&#8217;t you think I&#8217;d have taken it by now?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit found gold today and we&#8217;re sharing the wealth.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"margin:1.5em 0;text-align:center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/hnqly9h5gnbh1.jpeg\" alt=\"If I had the choice to eat more than 15 foods, don&apos;t you think I&apos;d have taken it by now?!\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/figure>\n<p>The internet remains undefeated.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:0.85em;color:#888\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1up55oa\/if_i_had_the_choice_to_eat_more_than_15_foods\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">r\/memes<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit found gold today and we&#8217;re sharing the wealth. The internet remains undefeated. Source: r\/memes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":26615,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sweary_post_type":"meme","_sweary_source":"reddit_memes","_sweary_video_url":"","_sweary_youtube_id":"","_sweary_gif_url":"","_sweary_source_url":"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1up55oa\/if_i_had_the_choice_to_eat_more_than_15_foods\/","_sweary_views":29431,"_sweary_digest_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26614","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26614","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26614\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}