{"id":21827,"date":"2026-06-01T02:55:56","date_gmt":"2026-06-01T02:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/images\/dont-you-use-that-water-hose-she-will-force-choke-you\/"},"modified":"2026-06-01T02:55:56","modified_gmt":"2026-06-01T02:55:56","slug":"dont-you-use-that-water-hose-she-will-force-choke-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/images\/dont-you-use-that-water-hose-she-will-force-choke-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Don\u2019t you use that water hose. She will force choke you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just hit the front page of Imgur and it&#8217;s easy to see why.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"margin:1.5em 0;text-align:center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/k5XkD33.jpg\" alt=\"Don\u2019t you use that water hose. She will force choke you.\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/figure>\n<p style=\"color:#666;font-size:0.9em\">\ud83d\udcca 79 upvotes \u2022 1,081 views<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes viral content just hits different.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:0.85em;color:#888\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/GwtEJr0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just hit the front page of Imgur and it&#8217;s easy to see why. \ud83d\udcca 79 upvotes \u2022 1,081 views&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":21828,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sweary_post_type":"meme","_sweary_source":"imgur","_sweary_video_url":"","_sweary_youtube_id":"","_sweary_gif_url":"","_sweary_source_url":"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/GwtEJr0","_sweary_views":13497,"_sweary_digest_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21827\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/21828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}