{"id":15302,"date":"2026-04-19T10:55:53","date_gmt":"2026-04-19T10:55:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/memes\/99-9999-protection\/"},"modified":"2026-04-19T10:55:53","modified_gmt":"2026-04-19T10:55:53","slug":"99-9999-protection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/memes\/99-9999-protection\/","title":{"rendered":"99.9999% Protection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit has upvoted this into the stratosphere.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"margin:1.5em 0;text-align:center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.redd.it\/mu6mhf1vo1wg1.jpeg\" alt=\"99.9999% Protection\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/figure>\n<p>This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things. Or can we?<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:0.85em;color:#888\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1spel6v\/999999_protection\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">r\/memes<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit has upvoted this into the stratosphere. This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things. Or can we? Source: r\/memes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":15303,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sweary_post_type":"meme","_sweary_source":"reddit_memes","_sweary_video_url":"","_sweary_youtube_id":"","_sweary_gif_url":"","_sweary_source_url":"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1spel6v\/999999_protection\/","_sweary_views":12191,"_sweary_digest_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-memes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15302\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/15303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}