{"id":12284,"date":"2026-03-30T18:56:07","date_gmt":"2026-03-30T18:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/videos\/please-dont-attack-me-%f0%9f%a5%b0\/"},"modified":"2026-03-30T18:56:07","modified_gmt":"2026-03-30T18:56:07","slug":"please-dont-attack-me-%f0%9f%a5%b0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/videos\/please-dont-attack-me-%f0%9f%a5%b0\/","title":{"rendered":"please don&#8217;t attack me \ud83e\udd70"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit found gold today and we&#8217;re sharing the wealth.<\/p>\n<div class=\"viral-video-embed\" style=\"margin:1.5em 0\"><video controls playsinline preload=\"metadata\" style=\"width:100%;max-width:100%;border-radius:12px;background:#000\" poster=\"https:\/\/external-preview.redd.it\/Z2h2Z3d5Z2NxN3NnMeeySSae8_5qH9YUS1HBuJg4-cMaAswwh0Kw_ZCUEDXa.png?width=320&#038;crop=smart&#038;auto=webp&#038;s=7f518d9177f132f2d8e034e6a2dd91ed4bfebfae\">Your browser does not support video.<\/video><\/div>\n<p>The comments section is going to be interesting on this one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:0.85em;color:#888\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1s7w9a9\/please_dont_attack_me\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">r\/memes<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reddit found gold today and we&#8217;re sharing the wealth. Your browser does not support video. The comments section is going&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":12285,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sweary_post_type":"video","_sweary_source":"reddit_memes","_sweary_video_url":"https:\/\/v.redd.it\/kb4ssigcq7sg1\/DASH_720.mp4","_sweary_youtube_id":"","_sweary_gif_url":"","_sweary_source_url":"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/memes\/comments\/1s7w9a9\/please_dont_attack_me\/","_sweary_views":14161,"_sweary_digest_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-videos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}