{"id":10344,"date":"2026-03-18T02:56:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T02:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/images\/why-do-we-even-have-orphan-crushing-machines\/"},"modified":"2026-03-18T02:56:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T02:56:18","slug":"why-do-we-even-have-orphan-crushing-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/images\/why-do-we-even-have-orphan-crushing-machines\/","title":{"rendered":"Why do we even have orphan crushing machines?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This just hit the front page of Imgur and it&#8217;s easy to see why.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"margin:1.5em 0;text-align:center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/bTgfHPY.jpg\" alt=\"Why do we even have orphan crushing machines?\" style=\"max-width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:12px\" loading=\"lazy\"><\/figure>\n<p style=\"color:#666;font-size:0.9em\">\ud83d\udcca 647 upvotes \u2022 17,862 views<\/p>\n<p>The comments section is going to be interesting on this one.<\/p>\n<p style=\"font-size:0.85em;color:#888\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/pXTNHa7\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Imgur<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just hit the front page of Imgur and it&#8217;s easy to see why. \ud83d\udcca 647 upvotes \u2022 17,862 views&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":10345,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sweary_post_type":"meme","_sweary_source":"imgur","_sweary_video_url":"","_sweary_youtube_id":"","_sweary_gif_url":"","_sweary_source_url":"https:\/\/imgur.com\/gallery\/pXTNHa7","_sweary_views":28066,"_sweary_digest_count":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10344\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sweary.com\/daily\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}